| | This post will be filled with amazingly controversial material, because everyone else is doing and I wanna be cool like them. Just kidding, I don't have to do that to be cool. I already am cool. I define cool.
Mr. Ice-cube says that he thinks meriibunny is the coolest person alive.
Anyway, here are my very controversial things that I believe in.
1. Brown eyes are better than blue eyes
Yeah, I just said it, bitch. I just defied society. Brown eyes > blue eyes. Brown eyes are all mysterious and smoky and marvelous. Blue eyes are just lacking in melanin.
This is also partially because I myself have brown eyes. They're actually closer to black, but I still consider them brown. I call it, "Asian black."
I am not biased.
2. Honey Nut Cheerios = Best cereal
I don't care WHAT you say. Honey Nut Cheerios are the bomb diggity. They're so versatile, and go with every outfit. They also taste good with or without milk. You can make necklaces with them, and put them on your forehead to make yourself look like you have a really cool bindi. But it's not a bindi. So you fail.
Oh, and their iconic symbol is a cool talking honey bee. If bees were like that IRL then I wouldn't be so scared of them. I'd warmly embrace them, like Jesus to the world.
Yum.
3. Piercings are so overrated
They are! I can't even get into how piercings are overrated. I only have two piercings: one on each ear. And guess what? They're such a hassle. And they're only on my earlobes. Imagine piercings all over. *shudders* That's a lot of rubbing alcohol.
Tattoos are meh. I don't really like them that much. People used to say that I'd definitely get a tattoo one day because I used to draw on myself all the time. Well, you people are wrong. If I got a tattoo, I wouldn't be able to draw on myself on that spot. So ha.
It's sexy, no?
4. The USA is the best nation in the world
Because I'm in it.
*booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere*
5. Your opinions are stupid
Your opinions are worthless in my eyes? Why? Because they're not mine. And also because I don't like them. My opinions are actually facts. They're that good. Which is why you should make me your fashion consultant, so that I can tell you how hideously fat you look in your new outfit or something.
Ditch that dress quick, girlfriend.
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Payce.
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