| | I saw this on John's page, and was like lul. Then I went onto the Xanga front page, and it was all dark and scary. Then I clicked on the side and it brought me to this thing that said I could win stuff. I don't even remember what.Well honestly, I don't care about the prize. I don't want to see this shitty movie. I'm doing this all for John. <33333333 (chode)
My scariest dream must have been when I was a young'un. (A young child, for all you perfect English speakers, pshaw!) It was probably the scariest dream that has ever occured in anyone's mind. It was so disturbing that I am now mentally impaired. Not really, but I like to think of it as that.
I was holding onto one of the steps of my staircase, with one hand. It was a frightening distance below me. The whole house was dark, but I could still make out my surroundings. I looked up and saw something looking at me. Something horrific and terrible, something that nobody should ever have to look at unwillingly.
It was a pumpkin.
A pumpkin, with its face carved out, forming a malicious smile. It said, "Come with me."
I resisted. "No, no, no," I thought. It was to no avail. The pumpkin continued to smile as it loomed over me.
"Do it. Do it."
"No!"
"If you don't, I'll make you fall."
I thought about his threat. This was a pumpkin. It could surely make me fall to my death. "Fine," I said. The pumpkin, never faltering in its smile, helped me up the stairs. It then led me to my bathroom.
It was still very dim, but somehow, the room had a sort of blue lighting. It was bigger, too. I looked around. Everywhere, there were animals. I distinctly saw an alligator, in a bathtub, I think. Then, I noticed, it was sort of like a hospital. A first aid kid lay on the floor. The animals were evil, as was the pumpkin. I froze.
Then, the dream changed. I was now watching a scene. In my bathroom, Madeline and her friends were all hanging around. Most of the girls were in my tub, rowing along. Madeline wanted them to stop. Then, a girl, Chloe I think, said, "I want some hot chocolate."
Suddenly, the girls' faces started to morph and melt. They stared up at Madeline, who was also morphing and melting. They were all hideous. Hideous little French orphans, staring at each other, smiling. Always smiling.
I woke up, in the middle of the night, scared. Traumatized. For three more days, I couldn't think of anything else but that dream. Which, in my opinion, is the scariest dream evar. The scariest nightmare. In the world.
I have never been the same ever since.
I just blogged about my scariest nightmare to enter The Uninvited Scariest Nightmare Contest for 1,000 credits. You can earn free credits too! Brought to you by The Uninvited - In Theaters January 30th.
LOL did you just read that? Way to advertise your product on my blog. Ha. I was about to change it, but then again, that'd probably void my entry. Agh. It sounds like a crappy movie, anyway. PS: ily john lolzzzz!!!!111 1/7/09 9:28 PM
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