You know how thinspo is thinspiration for people looking to become skinny? I just found out about it. It's intriguing, really...looking at skeletons really does make me lose my appetite.
But, anyway...I was thinking...how about the other way around? What if one wanted to gain weight? You know, put on a few extra pounds here and there. Or everywhere. You know what I mean.
Introducing Fatspo. Fatspo is short for fatspiration. It's inspiration for people who want to look American...er, heavy. Why would you want to be heavy? Well, I don't actually know, but it doesn't seem fair to have a thinspiration without a fatspiration. It's a balance. *gong*
So, I present to you, a bunch of Fatspo images that you can totally download to your computer/print out/tattoo onto yourself in order to remind yourself to get fat, gain weight, eat, etc.
Richard Simmons would not be pleased.
This is a meal from McDonald's. Notice the detail of the bun, the juicy meat, the melted cheese. Oh, and there are fries, too? Oh my Scientology, I can almost taste that delicious crispiness already. And Coca Cola, too. A refreshing, mouthwatering combination. OH MY SCIENTOLOGY. AAHH! SOMEONE GET ME TO A MCDONALD'S RIGHT AWAY.
This, my friends, is a delicious ice cream banana split sundae. Yes. Imagine how that would taste in your mouth. Creamy ice cream of a variety of flavors, two ripe bananas, fresh strawberries, chocolaty fudge, nuts, and a big red cherry to top it all off. Also, there seems to be some yellow goo in there that I'm not quite sure what it could be, but that's not important. Look at the ice cream. Look at it. I know you want it.
Do you see that meat roasting? Do you see it? Now you crave it, ha. Mmm, feel those juices running down your chin as you bite into a sausage. Taste that smokiness trapped within two buns and a layer of ketchup. Do you hear that growling? That's your stomach, telling you to get out of the house, get a grill, and start grilling.
OMGOMGOMG what is that?! Those are nachos, dipped in cheese. Melted cheese, it seems. The saltiness of the nachos goes perfectly with that creamy, hot cheese. Mmm. Me gusta mucho.
RIBS RIBS RIBS. Gah I can't take it anymore. I must eat something. I mean, look at that. Mouthwatering meat with delicious sauce, marinaded to perfection. Slightly burnt, mmm. My tastebuds would tap that. Brownie points for those sneaky fries in the background.
Speaking of brownies...brownies! Who doesn't like a delicious fudge brownie? Chocolaty goodness, my my. They're like cute little cakes, aww. Cute little cakes ready to be eaten. And raped by my stomach.
Hey, is that...steak? And Shrimp? And broccoli? And steak? And wine? And a plate? And steak? Can this get any better? Look at that juicy steak...those juicy shrimps. Waiting to be eaten. Mmm. Tasty. *licks lips*
Chinese food! Orange chicken to be exact. It looks really juicy, doesn't it? Especially with that slice of orange right next to it. Ha, how creative. Yum. Juicy...and crunchy. With sesame sprinkled all over it. How exotic and Asian. Maybe if I eat more of it, I'll turn Chinese. Mmm mmm mmm. *salivates on your mother*
After all of this, what you should be able to accomplish is this:
Godspeed.
PS: If you have any links of enticing foods, you can post it and I'll include it. 1/4/09 11:08 PM
